The best insults | Rock Paper Shotgun

Insults are taken very seriously these days. They can be quite insulting, but I prefer the kind of insults that bring a good laugh to both the person delivering them and the recipient. Here are some silly insults I’ve come across or created specifically for Christmas, sorted into tiers based on their level of savagery.

Feel free to suggest more! Just be careful trying to sneak them past the Dread Automoderator, and apologies to whoever has to update the list of banned keywords with entries like “gastropustule.” I’ll continue to add to the list and update the rankings over time. Hopefully, this will distract us all from our work for many hours.

You’re all a bunch of…

S-Tier

Fart custards, belch fanciers, and failed armpits…

A-Tier

Cheesewits and blunderbusybodies…

B-Tier

Honkstewers, carping toilet seats, cone polishers, and pseudonauts…

C-Tier

Gutterguards, bellowing yolks, soiled baguettes, hairy earfuls, and barking dinosaurs…

D-Tier

Tonsils, trufflers, tricklehumpers, and blown gaskets…

E-Tier

Sparkling prunes and cumberwalds, stinky dapplings, and gastropustules…

F-Tier

Footpads, salamanders, corpsers, quisbies, and frisbees…

Your turn.