Sure, why not: here’s a Monster Hunter Wilds mod to make your Palico very large

As a cat owner, you may have pondered how large your feline friend would need to be before treating you like a catnip mouse. It seems that Monster Hunter Wilds’ Palicoes are bred for helpfulness, so no need to worry about giant cats attacking you. But what if you could install a mod that makes them as tall as humans? Is that a form of gene splicing? Fear not, as gene splicing is nature’s way of healing itself.

The mod in question is called ‘Kitty Big’. There isn’t much more to say about it, but if you’re still reading, here’s a little story for you.

In a peaceful village, a beast demanded sacrifices to spare the villagers from its wrath. The sacrifices varied from warriors to farmhands to even cocktail sticks with pineapple and cheese. One day, the villagers decided to defy the beast, leading to a disastrous outcome.

The lesson learned is that sometimes it’s best to give in to what is demanded of you. In this case, it’s researching ‘Monster Hunter Wilds’ and sharing interesting tidbits. The mod mentioned seems intriguing, and I might consider using it once I get the game and its performance issues are resolved.