Pennsylvania woman Christina Solometo defecated on car during road rage dispute

She was locked and loaded.

A Pennsylvania woman was caught on camera taking a dump on another driver’s car during a revolting road rage incident Tuesday — and then bizarrely bragged about it being a “clean poop,” according to authorities and a report.

Christina Solometo, 44, is accused of defecating on the vehicle following a dispute that began after one of the two cut off the other on a street in the borough of Prospect Park, police said, according to NBC 10.

The victimized driver didn’t report the poop-filled fracas, but the disgusting act was videotaped by a bystander and posted on Instagram.

The footage shows a woman hop out of her vehicle, storm over to the other car, pull down her pants and squat on the grill of the other car — quickly ripping loose in just a matter of seconds as the other driver honked.

After Solometo, of Ridley Park, was identified, police charged her with disorderly conduct, indecent exposure, criminal mischief, harassment and depositing waste on the highway, local police told the outlet.

“It was a clean poop, I didn’t even have to wipe,” she allegedly told police in court documents obtained by TMZ.

Solometo, who flashed a wide smile in her booking shot, also allegedly said the other car owner called her a bad name and said she opted to drop a deuce instead of turning to violence, according to the report.

“I know it’s being joked on a lot. There’s all kinds of puns and innuendos online but bottom line, we are treating it seriously,” Prospect Park Police Chief Dave Madonna told NBC 10.

“It can’t happen in this community. No town wants this to happen in their town. The recognition a town gets over this kind of thing, it’s really unwelcome. We don’t want this.”

Her family claimed to the outlet that there is more to the incident than just the gross clip shared online.