Spring is finally here, bringing warmer and longer days and a renewed sense of optimism. However, it also comes with setbacks like dreary rainy days and unexpected snow. To help you navigate these changes and any personal setbacks or stress that may arise this season, here are 101 funny spring quotes to make you laugh, release stress, and embrace the season with a smile.
Whether you want to share these quotes on Instagram, display them on your letter board, or simply enjoy them for yourself, these timeless thoughts are sure to bring some joy to your spring.
Funny Spring Quotes for a Happy Season
“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’”
– Robin Williams
“In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.”
– Mark Twain
“Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.”
– Doug Larson
“Boredom is when the same naive flowers blossom again in the month of March.”
– Iwan Goll
“April comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.”
– Edna St. Vincent Millay
“Despite the forecast, live like it’s Spring.”
– Lilly Pulitzer
“Spring is the only revolutionary whose revolution has succeeded.”
– Marianne van Hirtum
“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.”
– Al Bernstein
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
– Steve Martin
“The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn’t even get the late worm.”
– Charles M. Schulz
“Tra, la, la, la, la. Spring is in the air, and I’m a flower with nothing interesting to say.”
– Slim (from the movie A Bug’s Life)
“I’m 100 percent sunshine.”
– Lil Yachty
“March is the month God created to show people who don’t drink what a hangover is like.”
– Garrison Keillor
“I try not to limit my madness to March.”
– Maxine
“March 4th, the only day that’s also a sentence.”
– John Green
“One Christmas, my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that.”
– Mo Rocca
“Poor March… It is the homeliest month of the year. Most of it is MUD, every imaginable form of MUD.”
– Vivian Swift
“The first day of spring was once the time for taking the young virgins into the fields, there in dalliance to set an example in fertility for nature to follow. Now we just set the clocks an hour ahead and change the oil in the crankcase.”
– E. B. White
“March is a month of considerable frustration; it is so near spring and yet across a great deal of the country, the weather is still so violent.”
– Thalassa Cruso
“That’s the trouble with March – the warmth never lasts.”
– V. E. Schwab
Funny Spring Quotes for Work
“Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes, the wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year.”
– Ogden Nash
“Although I was born in April, I’m quite certain I was not fully awake until October.”
– Peggy Toney Horton
“It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.”
– George Orwell
“Yes, but it’s, you know – every year, you’re all, ‘March! This is going to be great! Start of spring!’ But it’s definitely not.”
– Kate Clayborn
“People ask me what I do in winter when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.”
– Rogers Hornsby
“Isn’t it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?”
– Zig Ziglar
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?”
– Edgar Bergen
“Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything’s dying.”
– George Carlin
“Everybody wants to save the earth; no one wants to help mom do the dishes.”
– P.J. O’Rourke
“Gardening requires lots of water – most of it in the form of perspiration.”
– Louise Erickson
“But it is a sort of April-weather life that we lead in this world. A little sunshine is generally the prelude to a storm.”
– William Cowper
“An optimist is the human personification of spring.”
– Susan J. Bissonette
“Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.”
– Ambrose Bierce
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.”
– Robert Frost
“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”
– Lily Tomlin
“There’s never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
– Bill Watterson
“No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.”
– Erma Bombeck
“It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.”
– Dave Barry
“If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.”
– Katharine Hepburn
“If people did not love one another, I really don’t see what use there would be in having any spring.”
– Victor Hugo
Funny Spring Quotes for Your Letter Board or Instagram
“Spring is the time of the year, when it is summer in the sun and winter in the shade.”
– Charles Dickens
“Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world.”
– Virgil A. Kraft
“Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.”
– Lewis Grizzard
“Oh, the lovely fickleness of an April day!”
– William Hamilton Gibson
“Blossom by blossom the spring begins.”
– Algernon Charles Swinburne
“I want to do to you what spring does with the cherry trees.”
– Pablo Neruda
“Snow in April is abominable, like a slap in the face when you expected a kiss.”
– Lucy Maud Montgomery
“The sweet small clumsy feet of April came into the ragged meadow of my soul.”
– E.E. Cummings
“Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see, the world hath more fools in it than ever.”
– Charles Lamb
“Spring makes its own statement, so loud and clear that the gardener seems to be only one of the instruments, not the composer.”
– Geoffrey B. Charlesworth
“Poor, dear, silly Spring, preparing her annual surprise.”
– Wallace Stevens
“No matter how chaotic it is, wildflowers will still spring up in the middle of nowhere.”
– Sheryl Crow
“Think of the gladdest sound you know: the sound of dawn on the first day of spring break.”
– Gary D. Schmidt
“The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is another. The difference between them is sometimes as great as a month.”
– Henry Van Dyke
“Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.”
– W. Earl Hall
“In springtime, love is carried on the breeze. Watch out for flying passion or kisses whizzing by your head.”
– Emma Racine deFleur
“Spring’s greatest joy beyond a doubt is when it brings the children out.”
– Edgar Guest
“I shine in tears like the sun in April.”
– Cyril Tourneur
“It’s the hottest April in living and dead memory. So hot that the crows are flying with their tongues hanging out of their heads.”
– Jess Kidd
“April splinters like an ice palace.”
– Ruth Stone
Positive and Funny Spring Quotes for Less Stress
“It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want – oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so!”
– Mark Twain
“Early spring is the time for vigorous change, a preparation for the heat-driven oppression that is to come.”
– Henry Rollins
“When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest.”
– Ernest Hemingway
“Yes, I deserve a spring – I owe nobody nothing.”
– Virginia Woolf
“Every spring is the only spring, a perpetual astonishment.”
– Ellis Peters
“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.”
– Anton Chekhov
“Life is far too important to be taken seriously.”
– Oscar Wilde
“What a strange thing! To be alive, beneath cherry blossoms.”
– Kobayashi Issa
“It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart.”
– Rainer Maria Rilke
“Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm.”
– John Muir
“The promise of spring’s arrival is enough to get anyone through the bitter winter!”
– Jen Selinsky
“In those days, though, the spring always came finally but it was frightening that it had nearly failed.”
– Ernest Hemingway
“Life stands before me like an eternal spring with new and brilliant clothes.”
– Carl Friedrich Gauss
“That is one good thing about this world … There are always sure to be more springs.”
– L. M. Montgomery
“Spring unlocks the flowers to paint the laughing soil.”
– Reginald Heber
“Spring will come and so will happiness. Hold on. Life will get warmer.”
– Anita Krizzan
“She turned to the sunlight, And shook her yellow head, And whispered to her neighbor: ‘Winter is dead.’”
– A.A. Milne
“I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer.”
– Dodie Smith
“We can’t possibly have a summer love. So many people have tried that the name’s become proverbial. Summer is only the unfulfilled promise of spring, a charlatan in place of the warm balmy nights I dream of in April.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
“Be the heroine of your life, not the victim.”
– Nora Ephron
Short Funny Spring Quotes
“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”
– Will Rogers
“Always it’s spring and everyone’s in love and flowers pick themselves.”
– E. E. Cummings
“My favorite weather is bird chirping weather.”
– Terri Guillemets
“March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.”
– English Proverb
“Today has been a day dropped out of June into April.”
– Lucy Maud Montgomery
“Spring comes: the flowers learn their colored shapes.”
– Maria Konopnicka
“You gotta bloom where you’re planted.”
– Dolly Parton
“In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.”
– Margaret Atwood
“The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.”
– Mark Twain
“Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light.”
– Theodore Roethke
“The flowers of late winter and early spring occupy places in our hearts well out of proportion to their size.”
– Gertrude S. Wister
“A life without love is like a year without spring.”
– Octavian Paler
“Spring is when life’s alive in everything.”
– Christina Rossetti
“So many mists in March, so many frosts in May.”
– English Country Saying
“The most beautiful springs are those that come after the most horrible winters!”
– Mehmet Murat Ildan
“To me, if life boils down to one thing, it’s movement. To live is to keep moving.”
– Jerry Seinfeld
“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
– Groucho Marx
“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.”
– Dorothy Parker
“April weather, rain and sunshine both together.”
– English Country Saying
“Happiness held is the seed. Happiness shared is the flower.”
– John Harrigan
“A flower blossoms for its own joy.”
– Oscar Wilde
Want more inspiration for your spring season? Then take a look at these positive spring quotes, the short spring quotes here, and also these uplifting April quotes. Plus, this one filled with May quotes and also this one with inspirational Easter quotes.
