4 phrases you should never say in the bedroom — and the innocent question that can kill your sex life: expert

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Every Valentine’s Day, experts often suggest phrases women can use to enhance intimacy. However, a California influencer decided to take a humorous approach by listing five things you should never say to your partner in the bedroom, as these words can ruin the moment.

Jasmine Parniani, in a satirical video with 1.6 million views, shared her take on the trend of guiding partners with verbal cues in bed.

At the top of her list of turnoffs is unwanted commentary on performance in the bedroom.

“Why are you breathing so hard?” she mockingly asked, setting the tone for the undesirable pillow talk.

Her second phrase, delivered in a similar tone, was, “Are you almost done?”

The list continued with more absurd phrases, including remarks about a partner’s perspiration.

“Is this amount of sweat normal, have you talked to a doctor?” she asked with a comical expression.

For her final anti-romantic statement, Parniani gazed sympathetically at the camera and asked, “Is this your first time?”

The parody received a lot of laughs from viewers, with some sarcastically praising it as great Valentine’s Day advice.

One viewer said, “This healed me immediately.”

Others added their own humorous responses, like “We can take a break if you want” and “Have other women liked this?”

By popular demand, Parniani released a part two of the series, featuring more phrases to avoid during intimacy, such as asking about a friend’s relationship status and freaking out over physical attributes.