Finally, it’s Friday.
And to get you started off right today and set you up for a fun and relaxing weekend I’d like to share 110 funny Friday quotes.
I hope you’ll find something here to give you a couple of good laughs and help relieve some of that stress from the past 5 days. Something you can share with your coworkers and friends to spread the positive energy and set them up for a great Friday and weekend too.
And perhaps something that will help you to appreciate your Friday and time off even more.
Funny Friday Quotes for Stress Relief and Good Vibes
“Every Friday, I like to high-five myself for getting through another week on little more than caffeine, willpower, and inappropriate humor.”
– Nanea Hoffman
“If there was one day of my life I wouldn’t want to forget, it would be a Friday.”
– Rita Hayworth
“FACT! Time goes slower on a Friday afternoon.”
– Anthony T. Hincks
“The last months, weeks, and days have seen accelerating discussions, implementing the Good Friday Agreement in full.”
– Gerry Adams
“I know every day is a gift, but where’s the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.”
– James Wilson
“Friday afternoon feels like Heaven.”
– El Fuego
“Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.”
– Stephen King
“Music always sounds better on Friday.”
– Lou Brutus
“Friday is my second favorite F-word.”
– Darynda Jones
“It’s finally Friday; I’m free again. I got my motor running for a wild weekend.”
– George Jones
“Friday’s a free day. After work that is. Don’t skip that step.”
– Sandra Shea
“Making food for 1 hour and then eating it in 10 minutes is a wonderful way to spend a Friday night.”
– Jay Thomas
“Always take some of the play, fun, freedom, and wonder of the weekend into your week & your work.”
– Rasheed Ogunlaru
“Friday is like a green light; you speed up until after work and start to slow down once the light turns yellow.”
– Cardinal Maritime
“Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday.”
– David Chiles
“Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week. In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.”
– S. O’Sade
“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!”
– Napz Cherub Pellazo
“Use your energy to accomplish more productive things. The choice is yours and it can be made today! Or don’t, and just wait until this boring Friday afternoon is finally done.”
– Bob Simmons
“Tuesday just called and wants to know what happened to Friday!”
– Neil Leckman
“Contrary to what the fans may think, you don’t just show up, wear a striped shirt, and a whistle on Friday night.”
– Jim Mitchell
“I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
– Jerome K. Jerome
“When you’re single, your weekend days are wide-open vistas that extend in every direction; in a relationship, they’re like the sky over Manhattan: punctured, hemmed in, compressed.”
– Adelle Waldman
Funny Friday Quotes for Work and the Office
“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.”
– Rico
“If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either.”
– James Johnson
“Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.”
– Unknown
“For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it’s where government officials dump stories they want to bury.”
– John Sununu
“There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society.”
– Bill Hicks
“If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.”
– Kathy Griffin
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“If every day at work feels like a Friday, then you are doing what you were meant to do.”
– Alan W. Kennedy
“I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday.”
– El Fuego
“For people who don’t like what they do, Friday is the best day. For those who love what they do, Monday is the best day. For people who have found their passion, each day is the best.”
– Hrishikesh Kamat
“I’ve taught fifth-year Christmas leavers the last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.”
– Johann Lamont
“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.”
– Edmond Mbiaka
“Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends when they can go do what they really want to do.”
– Richard Nelson Bolles
“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.”
– Noel Coward
“There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach that you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, I can’t wait to go home?”
– Chuck Schumer
“If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.”
– Albert Grant
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
– Charles Lamb
“You know you’re doing what you love when Sunday nights feel the same as Friday nights.”
– Donny Deutsch
“Well, I get my subject on Wednesday night; I think it out carefully on Thursday and make my rough sketch; on Friday morning, I begin.”
– John Tenniel
“Man was made at the end of the week’s work when God was tired.”
– Mark Twain
“My lessons were Saturday morning, but my aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts.”
– Robert Ripley
“The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.”
– Chuck Palahniuk
Funny Friday Quotes with Hilarious Humor for Your Coworkers
“Thursday doesn’t even count as a day; it’s just the thing that’s blocking Friday.”
– Unknown
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays; I go Fridays.”
– Henny Youngman
“Better days are coming. They are called: Saturday and Sunday.”
– Steve Martin
“Things people say: It’s Friday! Things self-employed people say: It’s Friday?”
– Mark Cuban
“Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed.”
– Jack Daniel
“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?”
– Edgar Bergen
“Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for the wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night.”
– Dr. Seuss
“It’s always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves… they tend to spill over.”
– Kai Sinclair
“I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescents.”
– Ann Diehl
“Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two-day break from it.”
– Robert Black
“I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.”
– Hanna Rhoades
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”
– John Shirley
“Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!”
– D.S. Mixell
“On Friday nights I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a stressful week at work.”
– Douglas Booth
“It’s Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.”
– William Anderson
“Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.”
– Richard Nelson Bolles
“On Monday morning, I look forward fearlessly to Friday’s eve.”
– Ellen Wittlinger
“Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.”
– Unknown
“I do like escapism. Like going to the movies on Friday night and seeing something fun.”
– Charlie Kaufman
“If 40 is the new 30, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?”
– Unknown
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday.”
– Sarah Jessica Parker
“The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen.”
– Sarah Brown
Funny Friday Quotes for Starting the Weekend Just Right
“It’s 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?”
– Amy Neftzger
“Friday called. She’s on her way and she’s bringing the wine.”
– Unknown
“But it’s Friday is a valid excuse for almost anything today.”
– William Anderson
“Friday night – the official ‘let’s stay up late and not regret it’ night!”
– Jennifer Lawrence
“Tonight’s forecast, 99% chance of wine.”
– Unknown
“No man goes before his time – unless the boss leaves early.”
– Groucho Marx
“Hands up if you’re ready to do something you’ll regret this weekend. Go forth! You have my blessing.”
– Florence Welch
“Every day is a good day; if you don’t believe me, just try missing one of them.”
– Zig Ziglar
“Coziness + Smell of pancakes – Alarm clock = Weekend.”
– Amy Krouse Rosenthal
“I understand what’s it like to work all week and on Friday night, just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn, and be thrilled by something.”
– Don Cheadle
“Happy Friday! May your wine glasses never empty and the days last forever.”
– Amy Poehler
“Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.”
– Steven Wright
“Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is yourer than you.”
– Dr. Seuss
“I’m not late, I just like to make an entrance.”
– Marilyn Monroe
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.”
– Robert Frost
“I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.”
– Jarod Kintz
“Thursday, which is ‘Friday Eve’ in Optimisian.”
– Steve Martin
“It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on a Friday.”
– Unknown
“Friday motivation: Finish your work and go home, the beer will not drink itself.”
– David Ogilvy
“On Friday, I prefer my espresso in a martini.”
– Sam Williams
“I have found that whatever state or condition I am in, whether walking, standing, or sitting, I ought to be thankful.”
– Maya Angelou
“Dear Friday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon-Thurs.”
– Fay Collins
Short Funny Friday Quotes
“Friday! Friday! Fri-yaaaaaay!”
– Unknown
“I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.”
– Sarah Cooper
“Friday afternoons are for coffee and contemplation.”
– Jim Hopper
“Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.”
– Doug Larson
“Friday is sponsored by wine. But also mixed drinks.”
– Sandra Shea
“Friday vibes and summer nights.”
– Blake Lively
“Friday is my happy place.”
– Drew Barrymore
“Work is against human nature. The proof is that it makes us tired.”
– Michel Audiard
“Friday is my favorite F-word.”
– Barbara Bernard
“I’ve got all the money I’ll ever need, if I die by four o’clock.”
– Henry Youngman
“Friday is the beginning of my liver’s workweek.”
– Jay Thomas
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Friday is the golden child of the weekdays.”
– Unknown
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!”
— Jim Harper
“Wake me up when Thursday ends.”
– Unknown
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime is doubly so.”
— Douglas Adams
“May today be the Fridayest Friday that ever Friday’d.”
– Vinay Agarwal
“Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday.”
– Alan Kennedy
“Alexa, skip to Friday.”
– Martha Stewart
“Friday morning feels lovely. Until you arrive at work soaked from the light rain.”
– Debbie Moore
“Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday?”
– John Green
“Friday is nature’s way of saying ‘You made it!’”
– Sam Williams
Want more funny inspiration for your day and your work? Check out these funny work quotes for the office, the short funny work quotes in this post and also the hilarious work quotes here. Plus, the funny teamwork quotes in this post and these positive workplace quotes.
